Our second guest, Paul, brings in an awesome Bollywood movie. Everything in this film is over the top.
Singham is a god among men who fights corruption by being the most corrupt police officer in India. Smart.
I'm not going to write anything else. Go watch this movie.
Gordon:
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Geoff:
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Paul:
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The Awakening is a Nigerian movie that is arguably worse than my ninth grade video project
for science class. Apparently Nigerian movies are classified as Nollywood productions like how Indian movies are called
Bollywood. This would suggest that some inspiration was taken from the movies of Hollywood but I don't think anyone
involved with this movie has ever watched American cinema. Everything was bad. Acting, sound, editing, scenery, costumes,
and story were managed by the same children who make Nike shoes at the factory every morning. We could almost chalk this one
up as one of those so-bad-its-good movies but the entire 2 hours of dialogue is drowned out by a pesky farmer driving his tractor
around in the background of every scene. After the news, Gordon brings in his review of Sausage Party and I continue my streak of
watching last year's movies with Straight Outta Compton. Next week, we're watching
An Affair to Remember.
Gordon:
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Geoff:
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This is the story detailing why North Korea is so far behind the rest of the world. All of their resources are tied up
in smuggling their agents into South Korea to kill agents they no longer need. Once those agents complete their mission,
they too are no longer needed. It's a never-ending cycle that has the male equivalent of Wendy Wu torn between completing
his mission or making his school a "No Bully Zone." Tough choices. The movie is chock full of action for the first part
of the film and then throws in this weird generic B-plot about trading hostages for diamonds and yada yada yada Gordon and
I talk about what it takes to be a good waiter/waitress. After the news, we talk about Suicide Squad. Next week, we're
watching The Awakening which doesn't seem to have an IMDB
page associated with it.
Gordon:
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Geoff:
★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
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We all have dreams of being the most famous podcast but even when you have the best content, the best talent,
the best concept, and the best reviews, if the stars don't align just right, the majority of people are just going to
continue listening to Adam Carolla. So check out our documentary, "Random Reviews and other Ramblings: Another Netflix Streaming Option" in fifty years.
RRaoR:ANSO and BS:NCHM are both the story of an unsuccessful entertainment group's attempt to jump into an oversaturated genre and how
they got lost in the noise. The only difference between the two flicks is that in fifty years, Gordon and Geoff will probably still be here so you
won't have to interview our loose acquaintances to guess at what happened. After the news, we talk about some sequels; The new Star Trek and the
new Jason Bourne. Next week, we're watching Commitment.
Gordon:
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Geoff:
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What's more important than saving the world? If you grew up on Disney Channel, then you know that the
answer is going to the homecoming dance after your boyfriend Vaughn beats rival high school The "Offensive-To-Native-Americans."
Wendy Wu is a typical Californian who crashes her car into people's trucks and doesn't leave a note. Also she's
the reincarnation of a famous ninja. She takes a break from her quest to get chlamydia to help her cousin defeat the
Putty Patrollers from Power Rangers but accidentally falls in love with him. But like, it's like 2016, and like it's
okay to date your cousin LOL. We're looking forward to seeing how they break up in Wendy Wu 2: The Search for More Polos.
After the news, Gordon walks us through the new BoJack Horseman season and I talk about alternative rock costumes.
Next week we're watching Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me.
Gordon:
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Geoff:
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