Monday, February 22, 2016

Episode 22: The Rainbow Tribe

Amid a personal crisis, a man returns to his childhood summer camp, where both he and the kids he counsels end up learning some valuable life lessons.

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This week, we bring you the show through a terrible microphone. We're sorry; The computer defaulted to the on-board mic instead of our super awesome cool one. Whelp, if you can get through it, you'll hear about the story of how the Aurora Borealis helped cure cancer, and correct behavior problems in delinquent boys. This movie is for children. Maybe. There are tons of sexual references and some swear words so it's really confusing when figuring out who this movie was made for. Probably no one because it's awful no matter who you are. Also, we talk about games that are all related to LucasArts, and Deadpool. Next week, we'll be watching Empire State.

Gordon: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, February 15, 2016

Episode 21: Lady Vengeance

The final installment of director Chan Wook Park's revenge trilogy chronicles the efforts of Lee Geum-ja to track down the man who betrayed her.

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We watched/read another foreign film this week. Lady Vengeance is about a young woman who is wrongfully accused of murder. Upon getting out of prison, she decides to seek her revenge by murdering the man that put her in prison. The movie is sometimes brilliant, sometimes confusing, and sometimes disturbing. It's probably worth checking out despite the ratings we gave it. We also geek out about The Hateful Eight. Next week, we'll be watching The Rainbow Tribe.

Gordon: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, February 8, 2016

Episode 20: Four of Hearts

When their romance hits a dry spell, Derrick and April try to spice things up with another couple, but their solution brings its own problems.

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This week on the show, Gordon loses all hope. This movie successfully killed what little spirit Extinction had left him. Lets hope the random all flicks dash randomizer dot netflix dot com slash movie gods throw us something good soon to restore Gordon to his usual angry self. Also, we talk about Ride Along 2, Kung Fu Panda 3, New Politics, Daredevil, Super Bowl 50, The Witness and I force a postponement of Hateful Eight discussion. Next week, we'll be watching Lady Vengeance.

Gordon: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, February 1, 2016

Special Episode 3: The 2015 Randy Awards

Welcome to the First Annual Random Reviews and other Ramblings Randys Awards Show! We are re-reviewing the best of the best and the best of worst of what we watched in 2015 and awarding those worthy enough with the coveted Randy Award! The Randy Award will soon be one of the most prestigious awards in entertainment. No other award randomly stumbles on decades-old movies and bestows honor on them in the form of a fictional golden statuette that may possibly either look like Randy Marsh from South Park or perhaps somehow depicts a state of sexual arousal in physical form. No other award represents the best AND the worst of film. And most most importantly, no other award banishes acceptance speeches!