Thursday, November 26, 2015

Episode 13: Playing by Heart

Love and lust swirl around contemporary Los Angeles as a group of couples tries to navigate the slippery battleground of the war between the sexes.

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Gordon and Geoff watch a romantic comedy about how everyone cheats and it's okay if you cheat and cheating will actually make your relationships stronger. The movie follows six seemingly irrelevant storylines and there's a big "ah-ha" at the end so if you like having your "ah-ha" moments, we suggest watching this one before listening. Actually, we don't suggest watching this one at all. Also we talk about Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, and some more Fallout 4. Next week, we'll be watching Arthur and the Minimoys.

Gordon: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Saturday, November 21, 2015

We're on iTunes!

That's right folks.  All -3847 of you begged for it, and now you've fucking got it!  It only took us 12 to 17 episodes to figure it out but we finally got the podcast up on itunes.  So go download it there, and leave like, 10 5 star reviews please. You can find the podcast right here! So go download it to every single computing device you own to drive those numbers.  It's going to take all 5 of you a lot of work to get us to the 10 million downloads goal so get to it!

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Episode 12: The Midnight Swim

Reuniting at the family lake house after their mother's death, three sisters begin to suspect that supernatural forces were at play in her drowning.

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Gordon and Geoff watch a movie about nothing. And not in the Seinfeld-comedy meaning of a program about nothing. I mean nothing happens in this film. Be ready for blue balls if you watch this one. Also we talk about Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, Spectre, and Fallout 4. That's a whole bunch of rambling! Next week, we'll be watching Playing by Heart.

Gordon: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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Monday, November 9, 2015

Episode 11: Chariots of the Gods

This documentary explores the possibility of extraterrestrial influence on Egypt's pyramids, ancient cave drawings, crop designs and more.

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Gordon and Geoff watch a conspiracy-theory-mentary about how aliens built our planet's ancient civilizations. This movie will hit you hard with crazy theories from around the world. The footage is really beautiful and captivating but the commentary will cause your eyes to fall out of your head because you'll be rolling them so much. Also, we talk about Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope. In anticipation of the new Star Wars movie coming out in December, we will be watching all six movies from George Lucas and rambling about each one each week. Next week, we'll be watching The Midnight Swim.

Gordon: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following: