Monday, September 26, 2016

Episode 50: Double Feature: Where Children Play and If You Don't, I Will

Called home to Los Angeles by her mother's death, a woman faces the pain of her dysfunctional childhood and an abusive father now in need of her care.

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Facing a marriage that has become stale, a woman leaves her husband during a hike and chooses to make a new life in the woods while he returns home.

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Happy 50th episode! For the past year, Gordon and Geoff have been trudging through the bowels of Netflix searching for movies you can enjoy with your subscription that you may have missed by using one of the most inefficient search mechanisms available to us: Random. In this special episode, we change up the order of the show my rambling first and then selecting two movies to review with a twist on the rules. We each chose our least favorite movies to watch from the past 49 episodes and then randomly chose a movie that was suggested as a similar title to our selctions. Gordon's most hated movie was Four of Hearts which led us to a review of Where Children Play; The story of a gold digger. My most hated was Life of Riley, and that awful movie led us to If You Don't, I will - A movie illustrating how sometimes divorce is a pretty good option. Next week, we will return to the usual format with The Mend.

Where Children Play
Gordon: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

If You Don't, I Will
Gordon: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, September 19, 2016

Episode 49: Uncle John

When a rough customer in a small Wisconsin town disappears, some begin to suspect an unfailingly friendly local farmer.

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Uncle John is your typical retired blue collar guy. He gets coffees with his buddies every morning at the diner. He has a small carpentry business he keeps up with for fun and a little money on the side. And he murders people. Uncle John is an uncle in this movie because this is also a story about his nephew Virgin. Kissless Virgin. Kissless likes his new boss, Ms. Hot Stuff, and he throws as much spaghetti at her as possible until she falls for him. You probably want to know more about his murdering uncle though, don't you? Yeah, me too. Also we talk about Max Payne, and Hell or High Water. Next week, we're not revealing what we are watching until the episode is released because it's our 50th episode and we're doing something special.

Gordon: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, September 12, 2016

Episode 48: An Affair to Remember

Although each is already engaged to another, Nickie Ferrante (Cary Grant) and Terry McKay (Deborah Kerr) meet on an ocean liner and fall in love.

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This classic movie from 1957 still holds up. Almost. The love story moves along at a slow-but-tolerable pace right up until what you think is the climax of the plot and then turns into a bizarre story about teaching special children how to sing. I bet you would like this movie so go give it a good streaming until everything is about to end well and then turn it off. Tell yourself in your head "And they lived happily ever after." There; we just saved you forty minutes and found you something good to watch. Last week, Geoff was on vacation in Texas so he brings in two Texan movies - No Country for Old Men, and Miracles from Heaven. Gordon talks about some of the Steam Sale games he bought but never played until now and reviews War Dogs. Next week, we're watching Uncle John.

Gordon: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, September 5, 2016

Deleted Scenes: Episode -2: How to Die in Oregon

This award winning documentary takes you into the lives of terminally ill people as they consider availing themselves of physician-assisted suicide.

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Geoff is on vacation this week so we're once again revisiting the past and listening to another practice episode from August 1st, 2015. Gordon and Geoff watch an extremely depressing documentary on physician-assisted suicide. We watched people die. Welcome to SadCast. Also, we talk about the Berenst#in Bears Problem.

Gordon: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

Monday, August 29, 2016

Random Requests 2: Singham with Paul

A police inspector kills himself after a powerful gangster frames him for corruption - but soon the thug faces the full force of cop Bajirao Singham.

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Our second guest, Paul, brings in an awesome Bollywood movie. Everything in this film is over the top. Singham is a god among men who fights corruption by being the most corrupt police officer in India. Smart. I'm not going to write anything else. Go watch this movie.

Gordon: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
Paul: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, August 22, 2016

Episode 47: The Awakening

Twists abound in this dark thriller as a young man consults an ambitious journalist in his quest to learn the truth behind his prophetic dreams.

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The Awakening is a Nigerian movie that is arguably worse than my ninth grade video project for science class. Apparently Nigerian movies are classified as Nollywood productions like how Indian movies are called Bollywood. This would suggest that some inspiration was taken from the movies of Hollywood but I don't think anyone involved with this movie has ever watched American cinema. Everything was bad. Acting, sound, editing, scenery, costumes, and story were managed by the same children who make Nike shoes at the factory every morning. We could almost chalk this one up as one of those so-bad-its-good movies but the entire 2 hours of dialogue is drowned out by a pesky farmer driving his tractor around in the background of every scene. After the news, Gordon brings in his review of Sausage Party and I continue my streak of watching last year's movies with Straight Outta Compton. Next week, we're watching An Affair to Remember.

Gordon: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following:

Monday, August 15, 2016

Episode 46: Commitment

After taking on a spying mission to free his sister from a labor camp, a 19-year-old North Korean becomes a target of his own government.

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This is the story detailing why North Korea is so far behind the rest of the world. All of their resources are tied up in smuggling their agents into South Korea to kill agents they no longer need. Once those agents complete their mission, they too are no longer needed. It's a never-ending cycle that has the male equivalent of Wendy Wu torn between completing his mission or making his school a "No Bully Zone." Tough choices. The movie is chock full of action for the first part of the film and then throws in this weird generic B-plot about trading hostages for diamonds and yada yada yada Gordon and I talk about what it takes to be a good waiter/waitress. After the news, we talk about Suicide Squad. Next week, we're watching The Awakening which doesn't seem to have an IMDB page associated with it.

Gordon: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Geoff: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

This episode may contain spoilers for the following: